Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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