Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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