what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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