S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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