I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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