Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
