3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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