Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
did you just send me my own nude
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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