I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I just googled if crying burns calories
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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