That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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