its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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