I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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