What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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