is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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