he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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