I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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