before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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