So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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