I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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