i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Randomize
