Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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