we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
my god I love twenty year old dicks
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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