she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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