Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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