i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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