belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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