Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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