Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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