Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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