If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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