I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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