And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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