Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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