Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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