i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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