why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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