pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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