He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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