it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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