Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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