Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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