is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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