yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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