Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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