I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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