I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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