I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I need help removing her.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Omg I joined a choir last night...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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