I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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