It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Randomize
