Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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